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The Daily Mauling: 6.3.2024
Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of "malk"?
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The Daily Mauling: 6.1.2024
Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist. Something with computers. Well, I use a computer. What’s the connection? Must be the nonstop sitting and snacking.
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The Daily Mauling: 5.31.2024
Simpson, eh? New man? Actually, sir, he thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude— Eh, doesn’t ring a bell.
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The Daily Mauling: 5.30.2024
There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
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The Daily Mauling: 5.29.2024
Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me and maybe the boy!
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The Daily Mauling: 5.28.2024
Now we play the waiting game… Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
The KU Hoops Roster Situation: Incoming Freshmen
A look at the fresh faces coming to Lawrence this year
Kansas Football’s Favorable Upcoming Schedule
It’s our time.
The Weekend Mauling: 5.25.2024
His brand of gum, Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I’ll double your detention. I wish someone was around to hear that
The Daily Mauling: 5.24.2024
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
The Daily Mauling: 5.23.2024
These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. Get a cheap one, and what happens?
An Updated Ultimate KU Football Roster - Offense
Gale Sayers. John Hadl. Devin Neal?
The Daily Mauling: 5.22.2024
That’s right. She’s got the "munchies" for a California cheeseburger.
The Daily Mauling: 5.21.2024
Please don’t tell anyone how I live.
The Daily Mauling: 5.20.2024
Drederick, what do you think of Homer Simpson? I think he’s a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I’m definitely gonna make orphans of his children. Uh, they do have a mother, Champ. Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
KU Hoops pick up Rice transfer
This transfer doesn't figure to be a big part of the 2025 team
The Weekend Mauling: 5.18.2024
Look at my "aggieculture" project. It’s a piece of a cow.
The Daily Mauling: 5.17.2024
Yeah. That’s one fine-looking barbecue pit. Why doesn’t mine look like that?!
KU Baseball: Let’s Talk NCAA Tournament
Jayhawks looking to make a push to qualify for the NCAA Tournament.
The Daily Mauling: 5.16.2024
I think I have a way to stop the train. You need to find an anchor of some sort. Think harder, Homer.
The Daily Mauling: 5.15.2024
No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has, and he never will. You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application. Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies.
KU Football’s Encouraging Offensive Returning Production
It’s only up from here.
The Daily Mauling: 5.14.2024
You got the dud! Hey, he looks just like you, Poindexter.
The Daily Mauling: 5.13.2024
Um, excuse me. Isn’t there anything here that doesn’t have meat in it? Possibly the meat loaf.
The KU Hoops Roster Situation: Returning Starters
Today we'll take a look at the main players returning from last year in Part 1 of this look at next year's roster
The Daily Mauling: 5.10.2024
Marge, there’s just too much pressure. What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls... political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you the second all those things go away, we’ll have sex.
The Daily Mauling: 5.9.2024
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball… If you don’t mind! We’re on our way to a funeral. Ding dong, the witch is dead.
The Daily Mauling: 5.8.2024
Now, sweetie, don’t worry about a thing. I’ll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell - Just like my hair.
The Daily Mauling: 5.7.2024
Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.
The Daily Mauling: 5.6.2024
Oy! It could not be more simple, Luann. Do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? Cause the cat’s gonna get it.
The Daily Mauling: 5.3.2024
I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder— if I find out you cut class... your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.
The Newest NFL Jayhawks
Two Jayhawks were selected in the 2024 NFL draft, and four more were picked up following the draft as free agents.
The Daily Mauling: 5.2.2024
Well, it’s been two long trips, but we’re finally almost there again. When you locked the front door, did you lock the back door? D’oh! D’oh!
The Rock Chalkboard: 5.1.24
Grasping the child firmly in his talons... Socrates here will fly him to safety. Just watch. I don’t think he’s coming back.
Happy Lance Leipold Day
4/30/2021, a day which (might) live in infamy.